It’s that time of the year again. That warm, dripping, milk-and-honey-memory time of the year. The sky is blue, the grass is green, and everyone is dreaming of someone else. School's out for the seventeen and up crowd, and you, you little high school graduate you, you get to join them in the greatest experience the tri-state area has to offer: Beach Week. It’s time to party hearty at the beach, make some mistakes, and then forget about them in a state of drunken ecstasy. Are you ready for your last great hurrah? Are you ready for the rest of your life to begin?

Well, unfortunately it seems as though your life privileges have been...rescinded. 

A car crash on the outer limits of the beach has sent you and the rest of your carpool to the afterlife. Except that this-- Heaven? Hell? Somewhere inbetween?-- this wherever you are is nothing like Dante said it would be. 

Limbo is a boardwalk on the beach, where denizens of the afterlife wear angelfish for heads because it’s easier for them to forget where they came from than to hold on to a memory (HaloPhish™ available at Jack’s Secret Shack, customizable and ready made, prices negotiable). There are sea witches here, or maybe it’s just the one, who go around looking for epic ragers and a few souls to collect. Loose gangs who battle for a handful of rotted green pennies There’s a “heaven” and a “hell” and a few fish looking for a good time.

Beach Week was made in collaboration with Bria Smith and Jamie Ruddy.